Sunday, October 24, 2004
k...forgot wat happened the past few week..only remebered wat i did today and y'dae....short term memory ah...
Well, y'dae went to Creative HQ, to repair my mp3 player, see it was spoilt....damn it was far....then farid was late, got held up, so farhan and me dropped by penny to check things out, saw this pair of jeans $80...gonna buy it, but first i ma check out Da Source first, see if any other pants im attracted too, need a pair rite now, if can more ah... Yeah, actually meeting at 2 to go str8 to jurong, then postponed to 230,then 3, in the end reached jurong east mrt station only at abt 445. Then go there took a bus, cuz its drizzling, then walked one big round cuz we missed the HQ when we happily passed it...muahahah..nvm wat the heck. Then tot i gotta leave my mp3 there for servicing but it turns out that they gave me a new one!!!!! COOL!!! Ima support Creative all the way now....yeah got it back.. then checked the time 1800++ so decidec to take some sweets, mentos and sugus..muahaha free wat.... then go to the showhouse at the second level, looked ard, and i played the prodikeys....damn it was cool, can help to produce beats....hope to get one soon.......muahahah, many things i wanna buy man...but no money...money do make the world go round.... Then going back time, all hungry oready keep joking ard.... fasting wat... i took the cover for wet umbrellas and blew it, then keep poking farhan....mauhaha, at jurong east int...cant decide whether to take 506 or take mrt....in the end took mrt cuz cheaper....muahahahha, inside train continue to be crazy and keep praising Creative... then braking fast time, my mom called, then i azan... and eat our korma, tat is the mentos that i took....muahahah, but it pays, cuz i got new set of MP3s, even my spoilt FM controller was replaced.....muahahahah
Today nothing much, slept after the sahur and woke up only at abt 11++, after popping some pills cuz i had running nose.. then woke up, slept again studied then go prayers..... then here i am....cant wait for man utd vs arsenal...muahahah.... Oh yeah...almost forgot about the mass grave of some flying insects and ants...ahahah..my bro forgot to wash off some listerine...and they like drinked it i think....and they got drunk....ahahaha some dead some alive, then i let it be, coming back later.....came back later and saw it clean.....guess my mom had washed it....muahahah wat a pity....jus wanna see it died slowly.....too bad.... ok, today is a long one...another of azri's story....here u go.....
Dear Journal, Medical sicence is such a wonderful thing. I did not follow up medical science updates bu now i feel that I am interested in it. The wonders of both stories is beyond belief. Although the one about the DNA thing make sense to me but the one about the eye thing is quite weird. Adriano Bocelli would be glad to know that there is another way of getting his sight back. The bad thing about medical science is that not everybody knows about it. If Adriano Bocelli knew that this method of retrieving his sight is present, he would have done it because he is quite a rich blind singer. This example shows that even a popilar singer does not know about medical sciences. Medical sciences need publicity and when I say that, I mean a lot of publicity and not some. Can't imagine what whe world will become if medical sciences go beyond their limits. The living dead maybe? Hope it doesn't have to come to this or if i live to see that day.
Grade : C6, good effort Mrs Beth Low 27/3
me myself & i!_____10:28 PM
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Wednesday, October 20, 2004
Okie today, the entry is just for me to tell every1 tat i watched 'Our America' yet again, for the third time oready, but watched halfway thru, i donno y i like watching it, but damn its meaningful....muahahah..wat to do, wat happened today and the past few days, i'll post another time, now damn tired and dont feel like doing so....aniwae here's another of Azri's story.....enjoy.....damn stressed man rite now
The Stalker
My sister was stalked the past few days, The stalker 'hacked' into my sister hotmail account. I prefer to say that he guessed my sister's favourite animal to retrieve her password. What nOOb. Now I am deciding whether to return the 'favour' he gave my sister or just forget it happened because he suffering. Love hurts. It sucks. It is something I want to stay away from. He emailed me threats in one time and 3 days later, he apologize. He realises that if the wanted to be my sister's husband, he will need to go through me. I will have a huge role in deciding the person whoe will be my sister's husband. I have already chose one and i think he will be the person i will chose as my sister's husband.
Teacher's Comments : Eh? Your sister us older or younger. If she's older and is really much older. Is this guy someone to be worried about? Will he harm her or you family? Pls take care and dont take things to lightly
My Comment : What a caring teacher...WOW!!! Aniwae nicknamed this tcher BeLo, cuz her name is Beth Low.... ahahah, she's no longer teaching us...muahahah, some say kena sack, some say she go Unevastudy.... donno wat happened to her...muahahahaha
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Monday, October 18, 2004
Ok... start off wit y'dae first.... The only thing that i remember is I break fast eating fish n chips from 511, long time sia neva eat, tot closed down oready the shop, then my bro found that its still open only at a diff place....not bad ah the fish n chips....very big!!!!
Then today, reach sch for Olevel comb science pract late... actually wake up at 0615, cuz sleep afta the sahur... then sit n watch tv until 0645. Then go out decided to take somehow the longer route, donno y...jus feel like it, then at there the bus freaking long, i reach the stop at 0650, then the bus came only at 0700, then full, then wait for another bus 2 mins later. Reach int only at 0705 then 28 jus past...shit.. then wait for another one which cam only at 0720.... took it, tot can reach sch in time, then reached tamp sec at ard 0730, so decided to go down take taxi, cuz must report at 0745, taxi fare $3.10, nvm, luckily my mom gave me $5 today despite fasting, tho feel such a waste, jus becuz of sumthing late... Luckily not late, then reach sch, start only at 0755.... came home my mom told me she was shocked and worried when my teacher called home say i wasnt still in sch, when i was like panicking cuz im gonna late, wat a joke, but not as a joke for the $4.90 just to go to the toilet which shud be free, u wanna noe abt it, ask me...im sure u will laugh ur a$$ off... aniwae back to todays events, 1st shift, so must wait until 1330 b4 released, then during tat time, do work b4 disturbing Batam gal and Sheila WongWongDARLING, got poked, and there's a bright red mark on my leg, but small only ah, got drawn, got kicked, esp by Sheila, now my knees are hurting, wat kind of wife i have....haiz, at least im not scratched today or contract HIV from Batam gal...muahahahah.. then go home damn tired and hungry, so slept until ard 5.... tats all i tink for now, nite go prayers... now i will pass the blog to Azri with his great stories.. nothing was changed, its the exact replicate...
Dear reader,
I don't know what to write. Nothing special had happen. Just the same normal life. Go to school, come home, do homework, play games, then exercise and so on and so forth. The only 'it' is that my tests have been easy and i am getting high marks for them although i expected higher. Secondary school life has been boring. I believe in patterns. I enjoyed a lot in my primary school life. So many happenings. Safe life , my first infactuation, recommend So maybe I enjoyed my primary school so i need to suffer my secondary school. And then enjoy again in Jc and suffer in universit and then enjoy in marriage life and suffer again when old. Want to hear out my theory? The patterns thy that i stated above, happens to most people. There are only some people who can balance their pattern, meaning that they do not suffer and enjoy but in the middle. This was proven by Professor Azri after 'surveying' a lot of people.
Teachers Comments : Hope you continue to put in more efforst in your work See ya, Mrs Beth Low 11/2
kudos to him ya'll....
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Saturday, October 16, 2004
Ahahah....abt my life now...y'dae managed to break fast wit my family, cuz first day of fast, then rushed to sch for nite study, goin home time run from Batam gal and Sheila WongWongDARLING..... like hell, sweat like hell, run around the carpark all tat, luckily neva kene scratched.....yes.... first time unharmed.....then go up bus, uncle switch on aircon full blast then shiver like hell.....today go cut hair.....shit damn short.....shorter than urs sia fiz......nvm....at least more air can diffuse thru....ahahahah....aniwae here's another of Azri's aka AZK the great stories....damn funny.....ahhahahahah... sure read thru, clear ur thirst for his comedy....muahaha, this one not so funny....got funnier one....jus wait for it lah....
New Year Resolution 16.1.04
To improve in academic performance. To excel in soccer. Improve leadership qualities. Wing most events I enter in sports day. Win inter-house soccer because last year Mr Ronald Yap cheated us and we didn't qualify to the finals. We could have won because we won the team that won third place during the qualifying rounds. This year, we will make sure we will not be cheated again. No more playoffs, we will qualify to the Finals. I will also build up my body. I must get a lot of A1 in my O levels. I will also not get to school late for even once because the discipline action of getting late is more strict
Teacher Comments : More studying and less football please!!!
Nothing was changed, it is the exact replicate.....of Azri's the great work....
me myself & i!_____6:43 PM
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Friday, October 15, 2004
k...... first day of puasa, damn hungry now... but nvm... i can hold on for abt 3 more hrs... Well jus finished watching Our America on HBO for the second time... Like i said in the previous entry, its a real good movie, altho it does not have the best effects and all tat, but its story is damn amazing... it actually came from a book the two guys wrote and they turned it into a movie....if ya got time and ya wanna noe more abt it... got to yahoo and type 'Our America' and there will be a list of things... Went for friday prayers jus now, now wanna sleep, then 6++ wake up to break fast then must go sch for nite study...tats all, and i'll post another of azri's stories when i m not tired....
And still finding sum1 to produce beats for my crew....ani1 kind enuf.....pls help....
me myself & i!_____4:04 PM
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Thursday, October 14, 2004
SHOUTOUT TO ANY HIPHOPPERS/PRODUCERS
Okie,.... ani hiphoppers or producers or any1 that produces beats that see this can offer to help and produce a beat for me.....really really need it b4 December..... ani1 can offer their great services...pls drop me a msg.....pls......i really need one....for my crew lah....pls thx
me myself & i!_____10:03 PM
THE BEGINNING OF THE NEVERENDING.....
Mr Azri's Journal Personalized
Warning: Some people may experience fatigue or discomfort at time reading for a long time
Warning
Epilerpsy Warning
READ THIS NOTICE BEFORE You OR You read this book!
1. A very small portion of teacher have a condition which may cause them to experience epileptic seizures or have momentary loss of consciousness when viewing certain kinds of handwritings or pattern that commonly present in Azri's handwriting. These persons may experience seizures while watching some kinds of Azri's handwriting and symbols. Teachers who have not had any previous seizures may nonetheless have an undetected epileptic condition. Azri recommends that Principals or Discipline Officers observe their teachers while reading this journal. If any of the above experience any of the following symptoms; diziness, altered vision, eye or muscle twitching, involuntary movements, loss of awareness, disorientations or convulsion, DISCONTINUE READING IMMEADIATELY and consult Miss Osman.
2.Some Teachers may experience fatigue or discomfort after reading for a long time. Regardless of how you feel, you should Always take a 10 to 30 minutes of break every 20 words read. If your hand or arms become tired or uncomfortable while reading, stop and rest. If you continue to experience soreness or discomfort during or after reading, listen to the signals your body is giving you. Stop reading and consult Ms Osman. Failure to do so could result in long term injury. If your hands, wrist or arms have been injured or strained in other activities, reading of this will aggravate the conditions. Before reading, consult Ms Osman.
CONTENT RATED : RA(Rated Azri)
Not suitable for ages above 16 years of age
Teachers' comments : OK, i will consult Ms Osman because your writing gives me a headache(Mrs Neo)
Quite irritating, hope not an entry will be just as good! (unknown)
So there you go, Azri's first entry for his journal....i will post more in the days to come....need to leave suspense ya noe.....ahah tribute to azri.. aniwae all this is the exact replicate of wat he writes....i neva add or take out anything..... and about my life, i will post it when i feel like it....
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Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Today was sumhow the last day of sec sch, cuz study leave start oready..but tat doesnt mean can enjoy.must study damn hard...im trying to pass all my subjects.........yes....including amaths. Last day then mrs lin blanja ask Pelican Pizza, for the malays, cuz the cake she bought for us from Breadtalk not halal, then take pictures and so.... and i disturb pple like hell today...muahahah....last day wat... then at nite study, as usual disturb Batamgal n SheilaWongWong... afta tat, going home time, keep practicing my Samurai skills, cuz im a ninja,samurai warrior,yamakashi,Legolas,jedi n many more... then stabbed Steamfiq wit a roll of newspapers, until he spit out milo kena me....stupid steam, inside bus oso do the same until reach Tamp int, then reach tamp int, saw Dom n JiaYuan, go to them, n i act like i stabbing them, and both of them damn shocked...muahahah, i told u i am a samurai warrior...
Yah, then disturb² then i separated from Faiz n Haiqal to wait for my bus... and b4 we separated, there was this one cyclyst tat is in full gear, his suit n bike all...then he cycle and turned back, to tok to his frens, 2 black metal guys, tat was wat i tot at first. Then waiting alone for 22, suddenly, the cyclyst started shouting at them like fighting like tat... and i tink one of the black metal guy was whacked with the padlock of the cyclyst, cuz i see the BM guy bending over, while the cyclyst continue on shouting n provoking him to retaliate... maybe they arent frens, maybe that BM guy like make fun of him tats y he turned back, cuz the way he dressed is quite funny, tats wat faiz commented too, luckily he never hear faiz....ahahah or not faiz kena whack instead....yeah i jus watch and like the whole interchange is watching this thriller...i was like shock lah...i mean who wasnt... luckily after abt 5 mins like tat, my bus came n i board it, i mean i don wanna be a witness, aniwae i was like jus 5 metres away from them, i don wanna get involved, i still got a life, i got an o level to sit for...so i alight....then saw one uncle wit his hp, i tink calling the cops, then on the bus, saw a police car going towards interchange..i donno wat happened after tat....i wanna noe if the BM guy was bleeding or not or was there a big fight, even some mats, look at them from the railings...ahahah, laughin or enjoying i guess... So... lesson here, dont make fun of people, theres a limit to everything, one of my motto.... and practice ur SAMURAI SKILLS!!!!!
Aniwae, got new stories from Azri aka AZK, i''ll type them out when im free.....
me myself & i!_____9:51 PM
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Sunday, October 10, 2004
Shit... jus now typed oready....then all gone....stupid internet....aniwae wat i tink i wrote jus now is tat.....
nothing special happened today..... oh yeah....this morning watched a movie on HBO, called Our America, tat is like an autobiography of ghetto kids, two african-american teens got a job as a reporter tat tok abt their life, makin a documentary.... living in the projekts...a ghetto life, was really cool, and based on a true story, dedicated to one baby erik moore or sumthing, aged 5, who was thrown out a window from the 14th storey by two guys aged jus 10 n 11.....damn it was an eye-opening thing....i mean the story aint showing the bad side of that community, but jus making their problems heard... and still some of us think that our life sucks and so, and blaming totally on our environment tat we grew up to be a$$es to the community....check it out if ya can grab hold of the cds or when HBO plays it agn.... Actually wanna go bedok interchange...go buy sumthing....but then lazy....then actually wanna go cut hair oso....but lazy oso...planned to cut it on friday, then i cud keep it till dec, or maybe feb when taking my results...cuz wanna look smart for the o level exams... y'dae nite, studied for 1 hr then went to play soccer near ahmad's house...i really need to get down and get studying for my exams man...well watta do...too many distractions...
Aniwae, found this site... beats society one....a cool one....all about S'pore's Hiphop Scene... wud be sumthing for hiphoppers in S'pore...go check it out...it aint a new one....but i just found out abt it today....so its new for me.....yeah.....go check it out.... aniwae sum important highlites... Fizo & 5D u mite.... wanna check it out
Thursday, October 07, 2004
Hiphopfest
No, we're not talking about the one at Woodlands a few months back. Singapore Hiphop Festival might take place, still, this year and yes, there's still time for it. Some private organizers and sponsors have been talking about the possibility and certain artistes have been booked should the event be confirmed. Right now, what we know, for sure is that there will be no auditions nor rap competitions. BS will be involved, for sure. Give it 1 week and we'll give you the Yes or the No's. You hear it here first.
Platform5
Oh so many queries came in about the what's and why's of Platform5. Here's another update for those who have registered. You will be contacted by phone, and be invited to attend the first gathering for Official Registration and Forum. Another gathering will be held later this year for CD and Lyrics Submission. Platform5 will now be held once annually in search of talent to grace the Hiphop stage throughout the year. Register now.
Taken from Beats Society site....check it out...http://beats-society.blogspot.com/ , there's a link at the left hand column.....
Tats all
me myself & i!_____3:26 PM
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Saturday, October 09, 2004
Well, finished watching the whole season 1 of The OC this morning... the show's pretty cool.. Rite now, jus finished watching VivaLaBam n Pimp My Ride...cool shows, check it out man... so far nothing major happened today...
Y'dae went for nite study, but neva really studied lah....cuz me, faiz, joe, ong, fighta all disturbing Batam Gal and Sheila Wongwong, then when we went towards istanbul area, to buy food, playing this game that must pay one, but we guys tot it was free, then we exit to play a new game, skali must pay one, actually sum1 put inside a coin in there b4 tat n didnt finish playing the game... and during tat time, there were four of us, me,shamusBT,Faiz, and Steamfiq, too engrossed in the game. Then BT tapped me say got sum1 call me, so i went to tat stranger n he asked me to ask the shop owner whether can sell a phone at the shop if below 18, i went to ask, then owner say yes then i went back and told him then he say whether can help him use my ic and sell it, then i tok cock say i not even 16 jus 15, which is true then he say y got ic, then i replied back quite agitated so i say wait i ask my fren called faiz. Aniwae it looks like a stolen fone, his wit a gal that looks like GRO, sorry to say....then the four of us go inside shop wit the fone n show the uncle n the uncle also looks like he suspect stolen fone so he say go bring otha shop, then the four wit us, joined by hafiz who jus came, went off ah...then walkin ard tat area agn n saw them n jus ignore...out of the four, y did he choose me? i wonder, Is it becuz i look older n more like notty type, newae i was the youngest amg the four...i've wondering cuz once i got this experience where this gal popped me a qn asking whether i was from n(a) or nt, not giving me express as an option, well wat to do, aniwae not insulting those in normal stream ah.... then going home time, from behind, sneaked and scared the hell outta them, they shouted damn loud.... and my other classmates laugh like idiots, so loud...ahahah fun..... yeah so basically tats all lah...donno wat else to say....
me myself & i!_____1:59 PM
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Thursday, October 07, 2004
okie.now i rememba wat i wanna tell ya'll, Yeah took this bus 39 towards tampines int, took it from the stop afta SAFRA. so yeah, its 2 stops away. so i took this bus n this bus driva drive damn fast, and i like it cuz i hate slow bus drivers, then we when we almost reach int, theres this van thats moving slow, and this bus driver horns for nothing for a few times damn it was irritating...then almost entering the int theres this other bus then driving normally, and this stupid a$$ bus driver that was driving the bus im in, go accelerate abit stop, and the inertia caused is damn irritating... tats not the end tho, when reaching the alighting area, the bus tat was in front of mine stopped to alight the passengers and took some time, then the bus im in keep honking away, continuously, not one after another.....damn irritating, then he showed middle finger 3TIMES to the driver in the bus at the front, i jus look at him cuz i sat just behind him...damn attitude sia, then going down time, see his face thru the mirror then he stared back...sucka....
Aniwae today, in class like normal.....then come back from malay class saw a PAP guy peeing......ahahaha and i shouted then he saw, he finished his business fast then ran to his mother.....ahahah.....at nite i update again ah..
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Wednesday, October 06, 2004
aitez....i'll make this fast sweet n simple, its 10++ and im damn tired, got ss test tomoro on venice and that stupid chpt, first time looking into it....
So today, shamus came back after one day at her mum's office, then my judgement of Sheila being dumb was yet again proven right when she dropped her bottle n wet the whole area where she is sitting.... then Batam Gal got liquid on the hair cuz play wit db Sheila....
Then got nite study... play soccer then bernard scold first time, afta that still play, then ball kena confiscated....aniwae we wont be playin it animore, then jus quite reach home....so basically tats all, got sum funny things i wanna tell...but i seem to forget wat ah, if i rememba i tell ya'll, i seem to be a forgetful person sometimes......
me myself & i!_____10:18 PM
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Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Watch White Chicks today wit 9 otha pple, then got alot of comparison abt the movie wit sum pple......muahahah.... Aniwae, one of it is the farting thing, one part in white chicks they keep farting and it reminds me of faiz when in class jus now...
We were in class free lesson tat time, then suddenly he was about to sneeze, no tissue, tats fine....then afta he sneeze, in a millisecond another sound heard.... "Pruut...", ahahahah, at ferst i was damn shocked then i asked, ' U farted ah?' in malay of cuz, then he was laughin and all the otha malay guys and me laughed like hell.... wahlau tat was sumthing and i was sitting rite beside him....muahahahahha stupid farting faiz!!!!!!
Then afta sch actually wanna watch white chicks at 2:40, skali unforeseen circumstances happened, eugene aka urine came out of class late, then darren reached there late, then halfway alg the way to tm, faiz sumhow lost his way to challenger, then all must go watch at century square, my first time watchin there, and it sucks, damn small although the seat very spacious......but then got time play the eye thing of ps2....ahahha play boxing, u head or poke his head with finger still leave a huge blow on the opponent...muahahah fun fun...
yeah, basically tats abt all ah...
me myself & i!_____10:02 PM
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Sunday, October 03, 2004
Check This Out Man....AZK u RULE!!!
A STORY BY AZRI aka AZK -- Makes ya day, a funnier one
I thought I could have reached home there earlier. I was showered with guilt at that moment. It happened on Friday the seventh.Ijust like an ordinary day because it was ordinary. birds were singing.Dogs were barking. The wind was howling. My neighbours were gossiping.The news shown on television showed the same news as if everiday is everydayBut it all happened before the following day.It happened on Thursday the six.The KLTT (Kuala Lumpur Twin Tower) was bombed. Sentosa was captureed by some terrorist.My pet samuel(hamster) died because I had short term memory and i kept remembering to feed it and forgeting to remember it as i had forgotten it and caused the hamster to die.Poor sneaky little things. Aniway, all that happened, happened and couldn't happened any other waybecause it has already happen.The mojor event that I had that day was more major. My wife was going to deliver our baby that day. I had so many job to finish at my work till i came home late and found out that my wife had bleeded to death. I found out that her death was not natural.Something bad was in the air.After awhile, i found out it was my wife's corpse.then i exit my house and a lightning struck my house. My wife revived and she started laughing like a mad women.Floating in the air above my burning house, she kept laughing.I figured out that she had become a ghost. But she was kind of stupid floating above the fire and she in the end, burned to death. Her ashes were blown away. My life went on..
----The End----
Tribute to the great AZk and his stories...
Its his style, in both eng n malay compo... Very original!
me myself & i!_____6:37 PM
So first entry jus some stupid things, wanna try out...jakon ah kirekan, so now this the second entry... made the blog just to try out new things cuz i was damn bored and hopefully can improve my eng... Today actually wanna go watch white chicks and the great challenge, skali check GV, no screening for great challenge today, then last minute all dont want to go watch white chicks, then cancel ah... then got nothing else betta to do sleep from 2 to until 5++ i tink....muahahah long time neva sleep so long so nice one......so veri fun sia jus now sleep....peace at last
Aniwae, bout my heading, 'Make the Break, Dont wait to Take'... ahahah, jus tot of it i tink last few days... Well i made it to remind me that i have to do things myself and not rely on othas to achieve wat i want, instead of jus waiting for a 'great' chance to come by and get that thing i want.....ahahah jus being philosophical for once....well got nothing else to say....
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Saturday, October 02, 2004
First Post Big blast
wat stupidity
jus wasting time since no other better thing to do......muahahahah
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